What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.