What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy