What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"