Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Kebab Shop Jokes More Kebab Shop Jokes

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

React Jokes More React Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.