Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Aloha Akbar.

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How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

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