Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!