Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.