Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?