Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.