Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!