Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus