Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.