Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!