Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."