What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.