What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.