What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!