What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.