Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.