How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer