What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."