What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.