What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it