What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.