What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!