What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

University Jokes More University Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Hippopotamus Jokes More Hippopotamus Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Hippocampus Jokes More Hippocampus Jokes

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!