What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Aloha ackbar

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Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.