What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.