What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak