Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.