How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.