How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.