Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth