Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !