How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.