Ten-ants !
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Ten ants (Tenants)
Your room-matey.
Ten-ants
He can't get out of a bath.
A flat fish !
Ten ants !
Because he has to cosign
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
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asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.
He had an apartment complex.
They both can't ride a bicycle!
The Anti-oxy-dance
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Pair-a-normal investigators.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
Get married on his birthday.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
She remembers them by their last names.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
He kilt himself
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
