Ten-ants !
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Ten ants (Tenants)
Your room-matey.
Ten-ants
He can't get out of a bath.
A flat fish !
Ten ants !
Because he has to cosign
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
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asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
because he had no body to go with
Buried in the third page of google search results.
They are missing 2 towers
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
A Kylo Ren Book
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
He became enlightened.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
She remembers them by their last names.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
He was hit by a buss
Dans un bon-apartement.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Dumbo !
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !