Ten-ants !
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Ten ants (Tenants)
Your room-matey.
Ten-ants
He can't get out of a bath.
A flat fish !
Ten ants !
Because he has to cosign
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
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asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Tenants.
Fel-osophy
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
With a crowbar.
A crowbar.
The tale of a rat.
Camembert
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
An investigator.
He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)