What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.