What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.