What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house