What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.