What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house