Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Violinist Jokes More Violinist Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.