Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

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Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Violinist Jokes More Violinist Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.