They both fiddle with a rod
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He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A fiddle between the sheets
He just started fiddling with it.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
You will get burned, you idiot.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
Pepper-Peroni
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
They have to use TWO hands.
When he's completely out of line
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
