When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe