What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.