What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.