What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"