What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!