What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.