How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."