How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear