What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.