What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.