How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.