Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!