Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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A coconut

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DATE: Yes

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Why is the moon so bright?

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Look ma, no hands!"

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.