How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)