How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard