Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.