Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens