What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.