Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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