Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave