Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on