What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.