What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.