Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Soul

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Udderly useless.

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A BoVine

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They always fold.

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High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game