Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Previous Random Joke Next

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.