How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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A polar bear.

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

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son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.