How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years