Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!