What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.