What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.