Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see