Na Jokes

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

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Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Batman Favorite Food Jokes More Batman Favorite Food Jokes

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What is batman's favorite food?

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!