Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Big Head Jokes More Big Head Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Bullfrog Jokes More Bullfrog Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !