Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key