Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !