Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.