Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler