Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.