What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.