What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.